4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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