sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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