it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
