I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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