I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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