just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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