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(904): View more from Florida

When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"

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(859): View more from Kentucky

$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.

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(310): View more from California

the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights

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(309): View more from Illinois

We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'

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(503): View more from Oregon

There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning

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(904): View more from Florida

Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.

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(563): View more from Iowa

We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move

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(618): View more from Illinois

We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.

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