So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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