dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
It's just like the Real World with babies
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
