Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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