The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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