it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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