This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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