are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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