Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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