absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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