How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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