she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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