Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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