It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You're a waste of cheezeits
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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