how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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