I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
whose parrot is this?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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