I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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