Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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