? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize
