CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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