I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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