Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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