have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You took a bar mat shot.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Randomize
