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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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