last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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