I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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