found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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