I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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