Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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