Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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