Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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