LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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