I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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