There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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