On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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