Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
PANTIES FOUND
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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