Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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