I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I booty called her while she was in labor.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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