Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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