your thong is hanging out like whoa
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
