Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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