Non-Jews are for practice
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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