awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
