Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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