Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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