with your own penis?
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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