Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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