I think i peed on brittanys purse
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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